Since when are beer bellies hot?
Since never.
>.<
But skinheads, pirates, and alcoholics are all in the same bucket?
Odd.
I succumbed the other day to spending my hard won money on stupid fucking bras. Actually got fitted for once in my life, and had to buy... *drum roll* 34D. Ouch. I've put on way too much weight. 40 pounds since I got home from England. Gross.
(Apparently, I'm not compassionate or emotional. I know I'm not good at consolation, but do not accuse me of not feeling emotion. THAT, my darling boy, is YOU. You're often robotic. I'm sick of these head-games. Can't you feel my love in my fingertips on your shoulders at three o clock a.m, slight smile on my face, joy coursing through my veins? Why do you have to ruin everything?)
Since never.
>.<
But skinheads, pirates, and alcoholics are all in the same bucket?
Odd.
I succumbed the other day to spending my hard won money on stupid fucking bras. Actually got fitted for once in my life, and had to buy... *drum roll* 34D. Ouch. I've put on way too much weight. 40 pounds since I got home from England. Gross.
(Apparently, I'm not compassionate or emotional. I know I'm not good at consolation, but do not accuse me of not feeling emotion. THAT, my darling boy, is YOU. You're often robotic. I'm sick of these head-games. Can't you feel my love in my fingertips on your shoulders at three o clock a.m, slight smile on my face, joy coursing through my veins? Why do you have to ruin everything?)
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